I live in Brooklyn, NY. I'm an unemployed writer (formerly MTV, LandlineTV), comedian and Tisch debtor. Also @FriendFromHS.
January 25th
4:26 PM
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January 17th
7:34 PM
Texts from my Mom.

Texts from my Mom.

7:31 PM
Texts from my mom.

Texts from my mom.

7:16 PM
Texts from my Mom.

Texts from my Mom.

January 13th
2:56 PM
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gilmoregurlz:

variousnefariousness:

Better Catan shirt idea

i chant this at Catan night.

FOLLOW ASA!!! HIS ART IS AMAZING

gilmoregurlz:

variousnefariousness:

Better Catan shirt idea

i chant this at Catan night.

FOLLOW ASA!!! HIS ART IS AMAZING

December 29th
3:20 PM
December 28th
9:55 PM
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Ugh, shit like this gets me sometimes, I’M SORRY.

Ugh, shit like this gets me sometimes, I’M SORRY.

December 24th
10:41 PM

Tim Minchin- White Wine in the Sun

My favorite Christmas song.

December 23rd
2:19 PM
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140 Underrated Tweeters

tracymarquez:

Every end of the year Twitter list of “who to follow” always includes every person we already follow. So I decided to take it upon myself to make a list of 140 underrated, super funny tweeters with less than 20,000 followers. Enjoy. Follow. Share. And don’t suck dick for money.

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December 22nd
11:43 AM
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December 21st
4:18 PM
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vincentpeone:

Honest Holiday Card Song

Written by Emily Axford, produced by Eva, directed and shot by me. Enjoy!

Amazing.

December 16th
4:30 PM
ITS FALCON FRIDAY

ITS FALCON FRIDAY

11:17 AM

I made my 3 year old nephew Andrew a video for Christmas. I hope you enjoy his fucking adorable life.

December 11th
8:48 PM
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December 7th
2:22 PM
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BITTER EYES

by Mike Falzone

What a great turn this song takes.