Sending naked pictures on your phone is like smoking pot. Everyone’s done it at some point in their life and the only people who make a big deal about it are nerdy assholes that no sane person would want to do it with in the first place.

kellyqehudson:

DURRRRR PEOPLE! Can we stop now please?

THREE DAY WEEKEND!!! SO HAPPY I HAVE AN EXTRA DAY TO PAAAAARTY!!!

THREE DAY WEEKEND!!! SO HAPPY I HAVE AN EXTRA DAY TO PAAAAARTY!!!

chrisreblogs:

The last one!

SMASH or GTFO

chrisreblogs:

The last one!

SMASH or GTFO

Introducing my 2015 Fantasy Football Team:
THE WAUKESHA SLENDERMEN!
We’ll be seeing you in your dreams.

Introducing my 2015 Fantasy Football Team:

THE WAUKESHA SLENDERMEN!

We’ll be seeing you in your dreams.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wnycradiolab:

huntingtonlibrary:

Here’s what’s been happening with the Corpse Flower over the past six days. Getting closer to bloom time!

OMG SUSPENSE!

redefinedrose:

tayelchapo:

this why they killed him

JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.

Super soft boys on super soft grass. (at Dodger Stadium)

Super soft boys on super soft grass. (at Dodger Stadium)

SUMMER JAM WAY TOO LATE

usawinchell:

duncanthebulldog:

Embracing the bubble with swagger.

classy dude

"I love it when you call me Big Poppa."

usawinchell:

duncanthebulldog:

Embracing the bubble with swagger.

classy dude

"I love it when you call me Big Poppa."

seanrose:

I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

this line made me cry laugh so hard i had to pause the episode, im glad mr schur agrees

frankhejl:

holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

I.love.this.

I want to buy a book of this. I WANT TO PAY FOR MORE OF THIS.

bestnatesmithever:

"There’s an opening!"

bestnatesmithever:

"There’s an opening!"