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November 29th
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hallekiefer:

Nation’s 10-Year-Old Boys: ‘If You See Someone Raping Us, Please Call The Police’ | The Onion 
A good refresher, in case you forgot what to do in tricky situations like these!

hallekiefer:

Nation’s 10-Year-Old Boys: ‘If You See Someone Raping Us, Please Call The Police’ | The Onion 

A good refresher, in case you forgot what to do in tricky situations like these!

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  3. katklaw9 reblogged this from hallekiefer and added:
    Thank god someone is finally telling us...with all the gray area. Oh, Onion. Too soon? Not...
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  5. queennubian reblogged this from poupak and added:
    (TW: Child rape/child abuse/molestation)
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    Oh, The Onion, how I love thee!
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    This is one of my favorite Onion headlines in a long time.
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