I’m a writer and a comedian living in Brooklyn. I’m currently studying for my Masters in Dramatic Writing at Tisch School for the Arts. This is the home of world-famous Falcon Friday. TravisHelwig@Gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @travishelwig)http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b0c0a2808b07db0/4b0bf6bfd7861cdd/c83b97a5/-cpid/c36a80c5cb0d1fe" id="W4727a250e66f97234b0c0a2808b07db0" width="400" height="294"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b0c0a2808b07db0/4b0bf6bfd7861cdd/c83b97a5/-cpid/c36a80c5cb0d1fe" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iamachilles.tumblr.com/post/255780519/thedailywhat-late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-neil">iamachilles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/255778758/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-neil-young-performs">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Late Night with Jimmy Fallon:</b> Neil Young performs a haunting cover of the <i>Fresh Prince</i> theme song and, just like that, my life is complete.</p> <p>Also: A rift in the spacetime continuum.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/clips/neil-young-sings-fresh-prince-112309/1178883/">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>Whoa, this is good.</p> </blockquote> <p>Remind me to watch more Jimmy Fallon.</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/255805998http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/255805998Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:12:57 -0500<p><h1>(HASHTAG)satisfyingadulthoodmomentsthataredepressingfromaliterarystandpoint</h1></p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/252769692http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/252769692Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:49:00 -0500satisfyingadulthoodmomentsthataredepressingfromaliterarystandpoint<embed src="http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/xplayer/rab002.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="337" swliveconnect="true" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="e=4bffc0037b3a3a49328d685cccfc7c21cc002973d57a44951a38fddf065f5c696a66be9b89ee2d2f0947d4e15d253124c7d296b9a2a5d695fdd446d15f64f11765e4883d7fea9b28fbc9d10a0b967dbf383ccf85d3b0fcebe03d34a7&width=429&height=362&pid=rab002&autostart=false&allowscriptaccess=always&usefullscreen=true&esnapshot=4bffc0037b3a3a493b90685cccfc7c21cc002973d57a44951a38fddf065f5c696a66be9b89ee2d2f094ccde2702233248cd3a8a8a4b2c49ef3d44c8a1869fa1f32b8d76936b6c068b683c7020b807ca926798fcd&trueurl=undefined"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.justinpurnell.com/post/252439309/spolikeluzhate-empire-state-of-mind-part-ii">purns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spolikeluzhate.tumblr.com/post/252436870/empire-state-of-mind-part-ii-to-be-released-on">spolikeluzhate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Empire State of Mind Part II</p> <p>To be released on Alicia Key’s upcoming Album.</p> <p>This song is the only reason anyone should need NOT to move to LA.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>I was just trying to find the mp3 for this.  If you have it SPO, hand it the fuck over.</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/252443742http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/252443742Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:11:09 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/252425300/tumblr_kthjm4tgmz1qz9ke3&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Sky Ferreira- Animal (Miike Snow cover)</b></p> <p>New AutumnJam 09</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/252425300http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/252425300Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:49:16 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthdnlbHtn1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh shit, reading glasses.  I hope I turn into glasses Paul.</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/252312456http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/252312456Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:40:33 -0500<p>thanksgiving edition.</p> <p>If you’re thankful for these beautiful fucking birds, SHOUT IT.</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251215435http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251215435Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:59:43 -0500falconFalconsfalconfriday<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfjtjsf8s1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>they call me LIL DEATH</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251214341http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251214341Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:58:30 -0500falconfalconsfalconfriday<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfjq0DJSZ1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>RIDE OR DIE</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251212465http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251212465Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:56:00 -0500falconFalconsfalconfriday<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfjohMkob1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THAT SQUIRREL IS WICKED DEAD</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251211651http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251211651Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:55:28 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfjp4kTXf1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>YOU GOOD?</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251211980http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251211980Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:55:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfriday<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfjmx2ofj1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I promise you.  You will live a better life than I did.  I promise you that.</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251210848http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251210848Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:54:32 -0500falconFalconsfalconfriday<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfjjxfYfn1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FOLIAGE BITCH</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251209244http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251209244Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:52:44 -0500falconFalconsfalconfriday<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfji3kfgF1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL KILLER</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251208322http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251208322Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:51:00 -0500falconFalconsfalconfriday<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfjgsRFpX1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ITS COOOOLD</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251207661http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251207661Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:50:52 -0500falconfalconsfalconfriday<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfjfwqgO41qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>UH OH RODENT</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251207223http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251207223Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:50:19 -0500falconfalconsfalconfriday<p>GET THE KIDS</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251206648http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/251206648Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:49:46 -0500falconfalconsfalconfriday<p>you hate brilliant television.</p> <p>Go on Netflix, and instant watch the pilot.</p> <p>Then catch the fuck up so I don’t spoil the ending of episode 4, season 4.</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/250566620http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/250566620Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:06:29 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" 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<blockquote> <p><a href="http://andrewford.tumblr.com/post/249962826/paulbriganti-little-kids-thanks-to-andrew-ford">andrewford</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://paulbriganti.tumblr.com/post/249902211/little-kids-thanks-to-andrew-ford-for-awesome">paulbriganti</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Little kids! Thanks to Andrew Ford for awesome boom-ing and telling kids to stop talking.</p> </blockquote> <p>Just doing my jobs.</p> </blockquote> <p>this. is. my. favorite. thing. ever.</p> </blockquote>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/250357742http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/250357742Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:13:57 -0500