I’m a writer and a comedian living in Brooklyn. I’m currently attending NYU for grad school. TravisHelwig@Gmail.comTravis Helwig and PenguinsTumblr (3.0; @travishelwig)http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/My sister just wrote me this on facebook<p><a>Jessie Rehm</a> observation: 80% of your blog is pictures of falcons.</p> <p><a>Yesterday at 1:54pm</a></p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235505111http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235505111Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:10:17 -0500THAT CONCLUDES FALCON FRIDAY<p>Spread the word.  Falcon-mania is sweeping the nation.</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235243580http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235243580Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:39:17 -0500falconsfalconfridayfalconFALCON.<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspg02cP8C1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>FALCON.</b></p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235243082http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235243082Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:38:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayCOMPASSIONATE<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspfwzauxZ1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>COMPASSIONATE</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235241810http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235241810Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:36:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayWORLDLY<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspfxi6xMB1qz9ke3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WORLDLY</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235241981http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235241981Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:36:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayDESTRUCTIVE<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspfvceUTO1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>DESTRUCTIVE</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235241112http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235241112Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:35:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayEXPLOITED<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspftoHtrk1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>EXPLOITED</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235240403http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235240403Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:34:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayVERSATILE<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspfs31wYP1qz9ke3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>VERSATILE</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235239719http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235239719Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:33:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayDETERMINED<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspfpdFA6A1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>DETERMINED</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235238591http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235238591Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:32:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayMAJESTIC<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspfpxmFZO1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MAJESTIC</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235238785http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235238785Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:32:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayFUN LOVING<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspfqmeOIe1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FUN LOVING</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235239086http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235239086Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:32:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayIT'S MOTHERFUCKING FALCON FRIDAY!http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235237802http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235237802Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:31:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayUNAFRAID<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspfoqWhpE1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>UNAFRAID</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235238300http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235238300Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:31:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayREGAL<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspfo6vyTF1qz9ke3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>REGAL</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235238019http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/235238019Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:31:00 -0500falconfalconsfalconfridayAutumn Jam ‘09 The Avett Brothers- You and I and...<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/233915114/tumblr_ksn2wkGrMd1qz9ke3&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Autumn Jam</b> ‘09</p> <p>The Avett Brothers- You and I and Love</p> <p><i>“Ahh Brooklyn, Brooklyn take me in.<br/> Are you aware the shape I’m in?<br/> My hands they shake, my head it spins.<br/> Ahh Brooklyn, Brooklyn take me in.”</i></p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/233915114http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/233915114Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:00:20 -0500If I ever die, and you think you should write on my facebook wall, you are not my real friend.http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/232110077http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/232110077Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:59:54 -0500Wale- 90210 ATTENTION DEFICIT IS HERE Best Rapper Alive.<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/228292182/tumblr_ksclyzvI0k1qz9ke3&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Wale- 90210</b></p> <p>ATTENTION DEFICIT IS <a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KFLXD8YA">HERE</a></p> <p>Best Rapper Alive.</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/228292182http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/228292182Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:18:35 -0400THAT CONCLUDES FALCON FRIDAYhttp://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/228015440http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/228015440Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:50:41 -0400FALCONS TAKE YO NECK OFF<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc3zjVtAJ1qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FALCONS TAKE YO NECK OFF</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/228015104http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/228015104Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:50:06 -0400peace baby bird<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc3yyhJQ31qz9ke3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>peace baby bird</p>http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/228014826http://travishelwig.tumblr.com/post/228014826Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:49:41 -0400